Fuck me! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK VIDEO GAME CLICHES!!! TO HELL AND BACK!!!

Well, not much has happened in the last few days. Oh, oh, Yesterday, I took another crap! Yay!

But there’s a lot to talk about! This one time, like a week ago, I took a dump! Isn’t that amazing?! Oh, you want more interesting news? Alright, I guess I’ll tell you about my halloween*Yawn* I had plans with my friends from U-Tweaka(Eureka, CA) for Halloween, but then both of my parent’s cars broke! And, of course, my dad refused to carpool with someone else. Douchebag. On another ‘My dad is a douche bag’ type of notes, my dad insists on wearing one of those baby backpacks. Hilarious looking! I ought to post a pic sometime, but I can’t figure out how. Anyways, he wanted me to tighten it, so I did, but apparently I didn’t do it just right. Yeagh, I’m lovin’ the italics this post around. “Tighten the fucking thing right” He yells, like a douchefag. Hay, that’s a good one! Except he’s not gay. Anyways, I had to reschedule and make new plans, and ended up hangin’ with my friend Dante. He dressed like a Vampire. Boring! At least I was creative; I went as Hitler. No, I’m just joking. I went as a zombie/failed expierement/lab rat. Interesting mix, eh?! Unfortunately, I had to go with his younger sister & his hag-bitch. It was kind of annoying, but oh well. Fuck, it was annoying! Hag-bitch the fucking fourth had to be a fucking hag the whole time! Asshole… There was one house that had a tight smoke machine, jumping corpses, and a shrieking witch- but they were only giving away glow sticks! The whole time I’m walking up their driveway I’m thinkin’ “Holy shit, they’re gonna give us like 10 full size candy bars!!! FUCK YEAH!”! What a mislead. When we got back, we got TONS of candy. Finally, a holiday were you can stuff your face with food for hours! Oh… There’s already Easter. And Christmas… And Thanksgiving… And Veterans Day… And almost every excuse I get! We traded & ate candy for a few hours, and then watched 28 days later. I like the part where the dude’s girlfriend is a carrier and then her & the dude make out & then he freaks out and gouges her eyes out and kills everyone, but in teh end there’s a black dude and the dude’s 2 kids, but then the kid gets bitten, and they think he’s a carrier, but then on the plane ride away he kills them after succumbing to the rage. Holy shit that was a long sentence. Oops- did I just ruin the movie for you?

Man, I can’t wait to get Spore Hero, MySims Agents, and Drawn To Life. They all look so awesome. Of couse, I only have money for one of them. Tell me in the comments which is best!

I can’t wait for the new mad to came out; it’s been ages! It’s retarded they only publish quarterly. For a while I thought they were out of print! Plus, it takkes me like 15 minutes to read ‘em. 3 months of anticipation for 15 minutes of entertainment?! What a rip off! If I were you, I’d check out there imitator, Cracked.

Meanwhile…

NOOO!!! NOT The BERMUDA tRIANGLE! AHHH!!!

Sweet, huh?!

I fused my 2 Nerf guns together.

Ya know, Rock Band is so much better than Guitar Hero. Nuh uh. Jeez. Shut up. You should know that already. Fucko.

My skull has survived phase 1-sunbleachment and now it’s going into phase 2- cuttingtheleftovertendonsoffment. Man, I went on a walk the other day, and there’s so much dead shit! There was 3 seals, 3 seagulls, 1 crow, & a seagull that was puking on itself and drowning. Oh well- it’s the circle of life! Also, it’s been quite  a while since I last blogged. Yeah, ya lazy bum. Ooh, and I got the beatles Rockband! It’s really frikin’ awsome.  I beat it in 3 days! One dreamscape is just John Lennon masturbating in George’s face, though. Ooh… That wasn’t my favorite. And you unlock photos when you do good. Mostly pornographic, but whatev. Hoo, mama!